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Jan 16, 2012 | 5:56 PM EST
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I'm going to change the description to something KINDER:

Listen. shhh, just listen.

Please go drop 99 copper coins on this little game of ours, so we can make bigger/better games. It may sound like I'm begging, but I'm actually telling you, and you don't even have a choice. I'm that god damn good.

thanks!

Reviews


MightyBearSevenMightyBearSeven

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny, but I won't buy it...

It was a funny advertisement and it was well-animated so congrats on that. But let's face it, it was a pathetic advertisement. From watching it, I learned nothing about the game except for the fact that it seems to be a war between birds and cats. (What style of game is it? How is the gameplay?) For all I know, this could be just another lame Angry Birds ripoff. Am I just supposed to buy it because YOU told me to?

And this is EXACTLY where the concept of PAYING for iPhone games is about as broken as a cracked vase being blown up with an atomic bomb. Why should I buy a game I know nothing about at the risk of getting bored after 2 minutes and never playing it again? And you're probably thinking: "It's only 99 cents!" but if you consider how many garbage iPhone games there are on the market for only 99 cents, I'd be a fool to buy them just because an ad told me to.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still going to download the game, I'm just not going to PAY for it. This ad didn't make me impatient enough to pay for the game. Instead, I'll wait for someone to make a version that is playable on jailbroken devices.


JohnnyUtah responds:

translated:

WAAA WAAAA WAA IM' AN ENTITLED CUNT AND I'M IMPORTANT SO I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR GAME.

seriously dude, log off here and don't come back.

also get a job...mommy and daddy don't wanna be paying for your phone bills anymore.


DeadlySinnersDeadlySinners

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just bought it.

I just bought it from the app store. Didn't read the discription of the game or even watch the video (stupid iPhone flash embargo!). I'm just a mindless sheep that will pay anything and 5 star anything if it has JohnnyUtah in it, on it, or near it. Hell, even if it smelled like his poop I would buy it. Odè dè Taco Night aftershave, ladies?



GagsyGagsy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So I bought the game

Mission accomplished, its very nice. Can we please have more animation based on the Groundcats universe now? I need to know more about Blackbird and Mahoney and those devilishly deadly Groundcats.

Please? :(


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JohnnyUtah responds:

I'm best at setting up a universe of fun likeable characters, then through sheer laziness never revisiting them ever again...making people angry and sad and filling my inbox with rage.


rhys510rhys510

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol nice

Ha ha john is on this (john of war)
I would by the game but sadly i havent got an i phone ;(
funny animation though XD



EMYTZUEMYTZU

Rated 0 / 5 stars

An ad? Seriously?

Don't get me wrong it's a nice add, and quite funny but come on, last thing i come here on Newgrounds is to get inflated with publicity.

If you're that desperate, at least but a demo here instead of an add. And if that's too hard, at least a video of actual gameplay.


JohnnyUtah responds:

if it's funny, then wasn't it worth watching? the fact there's one frame at the end stating where you can go get more of the same pisses you off? have you thought this through?