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Jan 16, 2012 | 5:56 PM EST
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I'm going to change the description to something KINDER:

Listen. shhh, just listen.

Please go drop 99 copper coins on this little game of ours, so we can make bigger/better games. It may sound like I'm begging, but I'm actually telling you, and you don't even have a choice. I'm that god damn good.




Rated 4 / 5 stars

seems interesting

wish i had an iphone


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars




Rated 5 / 5 stars

If only all commercials were that entertaining

The economy would recover within a week.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I bought the game, it's really fun, I like it, definitely worth the 99 cents. What's the worst that could happen anyway, who bitches about losing a dollar?

Anyway, really funny add, and I love the game, the cut-scenes in the game made me crack up pretty good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

how am i watching this if newgrounds has gone....

dark, the freaking congress are putting an act on the website.