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Jan 16, 2012 | 5:56 PM EST
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I'm going to change the description to something KINDER:

Listen. shhh, just listen.

Please go drop 99 copper coins on this little game of ours, so we can make bigger/better games. It may sound like I'm begging, but I'm actually telling you, and you don't even have a choice. I'm that god damn good.




Rated 5 / 5 stars January 18, 2012

If only all commercials were that entertaining

The economy would recover within a week.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars January 18, 2012


I bought the game, it's really fun, I like it, definitely worth the 99 cents. What's the worst that could happen anyway, who bitches about losing a dollar?

Anyway, really funny add, and I love the game, the cut-scenes in the game made me crack up pretty good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 18, 2012

how am i watching this if newgrounds has gone....

dark, the freaking congress are putting an act on the website.


Rated 4 / 5 stars January 18, 2012

Funny, but I won't buy it...

It was a funny advertisement and it was well-animated so congrats on that. But let's face it, it was a pathetic advertisement. From watching it, I learned nothing about the game except for the fact that it seems to be a war between birds and cats. (What style of game is it? How is the gameplay?) For all I know, this could be just another lame Angry Birds ripoff. Am I just supposed to buy it because YOU told me to?

And this is EXACTLY where the concept of PAYING for iPhone games is about as broken as a cracked vase being blown up with an atomic bomb. Why should I buy a game I know nothing about at the risk of getting bored after 2 minutes and never playing it again? And you're probably thinking: "It's only 99 cents!" but if you consider how many garbage iPhone games there are on the market for only 99 cents, I'd be a fool to buy them just because an ad told me to.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still going to download the game, I'm just not going to PAY for it. This ad didn't make me impatient enough to pay for the game. Instead, I'll wait for someone to make a version that is playable on jailbroken devices.

JohnnyUtah responds:



seriously dude, log off here and don't come back.

also get a job...mommy and daddy don't wanna be paying for your phone bills anymore.


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 18, 2012

Just bought it.

I just bought it from the app store. Didn't read the discription of the game or even watch the video (stupid iPhone flash embargo!). I'm just a mindless sheep that will pay anything and 5 star anything if it has JohnnyUtah in it, on it, or near it. Hell, even if it smelled like his poop I would buy it. Odè dè Taco Night aftershave, ladies?