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Jan 15, 2012 | 7:07 AM EST

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Screenshots made from Final fantasy dissidia, Crisis Core 3, 5, 7 and 9. Kingdom Hearts (Square Enix)
Also Skies of arcadia (Sega) Grandia (Game Arts) Suikoden (Konami) and Sola to robo (CyberConnect2)
Used from Star Wars (Lucas Arts)

Press Space to pause, enter to play, 1-6 to skip to chapters.

Well, here's a weird experiment I wanted to try at least once.
Usually I just type a 500 page lecture about my deconstruction of the game's plot, now I do it review style, whoo.
...Altough, technically, this is not a review. More of a deconstruction/ analysis of the plot.

No, I'm not ripping of Thatguy. It's more modeled after Plinkett/ Cracked.com if anything.

So 19 minutes of dissidia parody, plus 8 minutes or so review.
To make up for the Kingdumb Hearts Void.

As for the review. Err, it's probably something I'll only do once, I have no idea if people are capable of sitting trough me stumbling trough the english language for 10 minutes.
Or if these kinds of reviews are allowed on Newgrounds.

In hindsight, I would have made more sense to have This on the Coolape website and the sketches here.
Hmm. Ah well.

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behellmorphbehellmorph

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 29, 2012

You nailed this game

I didn't have any problems listerning to ya through the whole video. It's something new and different from your usual videos and I say you did a good job.


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SacrosSacros

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 15, 2012

you fool!

frienshit is magic! your ideals are wrong!

let our fist speaks for us!


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SxafidoSxafido

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 9, 2012

This is so true... Dissidia Final Fantasy and Super Smash Bros Brawl seem to be the fighting games with the worst plotlines. In SSBB, the characters we learned to love throughout Nintendo games just end up being trophies without history, without identity, just bond to fight forever. But it doesn't really matter because the story isn't very important and doesn't take 4 hours of cutscenes.
In Dissidia, the characters have a past, but they can't remember it, but it seems they do, or not, and you're freaking confused! I'm sure they could have made a good crossover.
Also, I think they have ruined the character of Terra, who I personally like. In Final Fantasy VI, she has doubts, but then she grows up and kicks Kefka's ass. In Dissidia, she does nothing but doubting and she needs to rely on an underage jerk (Onion Knight) to find the strenght to kick Kefka's ass...


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twewy-gm-christwewy-gm-chris

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 16, 2012

your right... final fantasy disidia does not have a plot or goal... so this cool...


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teejay-number13teejay-number13

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 15, 2012

I could not agree with you more.

I wish Square-Enix would go out of business because their glory days are over. No wonder RPGs are dying, because Square turns them all into boring, incomprehensible messes. They killed the Grandia series with Grandia 3. They killed Star Ocean with "The Last Hope" . And Final Fantasy has been dead for a while. Now they're coming out with FF13-2 because you know everyone loved the first one so much (not really). It's like they're disdainfully making them out of obligation instead of inspiration.

I also like the screenshot you used from Skies of Arcadia. That's one of my favorite RPGs of all time.


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