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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 4 / 5 stars January 10, 2012

not bad.....

not the best i have played but fun and funny


Rated 4 / 5 stars January 11, 2012

Old School, Classic feel

I think the game was very fun. The graphics are old school, but the game play is very nostalgic. Elements of Spy Hunter and Frogger were great, plus it was a bit challenging too. Good job, man.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars January 20, 2012


So aggravating trying to avoid all the dam traffic.. (frogger experience) LOVED IT THOUGH!!

Im actually thinking about sending the link to some x-hoefriends of mine.. lol

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Rated 4 / 5 stars January 11, 2012

Great game

Made me laugh, and replay it at least 4 times to check out the different endings. The retro-gameplay is fun


Rated 4 / 5 stars January 10, 2012

Fairly funny

I thought this was a good game. While it wasn't one of the best I've ever seen, it was still fairly enjoyable. I think its weakest point might have been that I really couldn't understand what was even going on. Everything was so fast paced you had to move quickly. It's still a decent stick game and I especially like how you have such different graphics, like one part is sprite and the other is more stick stuff.

It's one of the few games I've played where are not able to skip the opening scene. It's just as well, because it's fairly entertaining. I hope you do more cool stuff like this. I was confused as to how to get past the drunken guy at first, but then realized you couldn't jump over him and just had to wait for him to stop. I like how the girl is this alien thing.