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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars June 5, 2012


ItsTheAshtray responds:



Rated 5 / 5 stars January 11, 2012

Non Spoiler Review!

Well, that was memorable.
I really don't want to ruin this game for other people, so I will simply say that be ready for some classic Newgrounds right here.
The gameplay is simple enough. The use of five keys is a natural progression (although the option for WASD didn't seem to be present, but even then the game's style is perfectly playable backwards).
The what they need to do.
The audio is strong, reinforcing the game's atmosphere, and I will shake my hand defiantly at anyone who says this doesn't deserve to be featured material!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars January 24, 2012


i kinda was scared smh one of the top scariest games on ng


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 7, 2012

Well, nebula, herpes can be oral (like you have) or genital. Not just one bump on your lip that lasts a week. It can be much worse. Sorry you're so offended, but I'm assuming this is just supposed to be humorous and satirical, based on the events and the "crappy animation". The author clearly does not mean that every single person that has herpes is a car smashing obsessive monster. Calm down. This is newgrounds, not a speech to a hospital board of director and accurate medical representation of herpes. Chill out.

Onto my review:
Nice job, man. I found it entertaining.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars March 12, 2012

glad i got away. lol. fun