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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

yeees this game is awsome i like the classic elements to it

ItsTheAshtray responds:

Spanks bud!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahahahha sooo funny!!!!!!

ItsTheAshtray responds:



Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's not really my sort of game, good job though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh My gawwwllll. i love it. its really fun! and i got away std free! yaaaaaaaaaaaay! awsome job.

ItsTheAshtray responds:

lolllll thanks


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A really funny game! Good job! They don't make em like this anymore...well obviously they do get me. Great job! I stood strong and told that bitch how it is, and yea nuggu im herp free and got those charges dropped nugguuuuu went home n smoked a fatty nuggguuuuuu

ItsTheAshtray responds:

Chyea chyea. 3k smokin' the J. Where you at G? OGs eatin' their poo, it's all good