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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was really fun

Just enough challenge to make it fun, but not annoying. Definitely potentially addicting.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Crude sense of humor, but relatively good concept

It's a crude sense of humor, meant to mock these one who has an avoidant reaction to these who has herpes, but it is a good concept to work with.

Graphics, it's not that great, but workable. It worked very well for the herpes lady, but I think it is a little too overboard, but hey, if it works.... it works.

Unfortuantly, this game has sticky keyboard, and I was never able to get past the Froggy-like minigame due to it. At times the keyboard would stick, making me get killed by doing in the wrong direction; at other times it wouldn't reponse and I end up being killed by not moving away in time. Points off for that.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

two years huh?

well maybe if you worked on this 1 or 2 hours a month... has nice base as a game that's a good point but history and quality is so lame.

would have been nice if at least a real girl did the voice but is obviously a man, the second mini-game was interesting though i never expected the forgotten keys.

I'm pretty sure you can make a good game out of this you just need work harder =)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I'm confused!!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

How to Put This

This was... meh. I can't tell if your author comments were serious or not (probably not) it is... goofy, I guess. But how the game plays and .... story ...

Just...what is this? what did i just do ._. can i get a refund for my time?