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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint

-INSTRUCTIONS-

Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

-WARNING-
The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.

Reviews


IBCRUZINIBCRUZIN

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very good game but...

Its kind of buggy for me. At the part where you have to go to ur car, anytime I die and respawn back, my arrow keys dont work. I get no response from the game. When that doesnt happen, anytime I die it spawns me right in front of a car and I die. It keeps doing that. I dont know if thats just me but... Im going to try and restart the game and see if that fixes it.



JoelasticotJoelasticot

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

High quality game

The game deserves credit just for the variety of the gameplay. My favorite scene is the one where you must press space to get closer to the girl, and the closer you get the heavier the ambiance is. I actually felt a bit uneasy when I played this part for the first time, and it's very rare that a Flash game will make me feel anything.

I did get angry at some parts of the game (like the bar escape and frogger scenes) but the difficulty was from my own inexperience - when I played it the second time I had less trouble. So that's a good thing!

Oh and the stupid dialogue in the beginning, with the barman's obviously annoyed face, was pretty funny!



someguy430someguy430

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

great funny game!

WHAOO EVAN i cared so little i almost fainted


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evanthepantherevanthepanther

Rated 0 / 5 stars

uh, what?

you get one star for trying

but dude, cold sores while being herpes virus 1 are not the normal STD herpes (herpes virus 2). Cold sores usually flair up from nervousness and stress. So using her cold sores on he mouth as a way to say that she has herpes (which we all know you meant std herpes) is completely idiotic.

also, cold sores and std herpes are completely separate, cold sores are only transmitted through direct contact with the open sore. you can still have sex with the person and not catch "the herp" or cold sores.

you know what, you get no stars for being a douche. if your going to make a game that is supposed to make fun of something at least research it. or did making the game called "dont catch the cold sores" not sound appealing enough? I'm not like the other dude and don't like that its insensitive, or w/e, you just ruined the experience by not knowing what you made the game about.


ItsTheAshtray responds:

Interesting, you should write some articles for wikipedia. And in no way is the PURPOSE of this game to make fun of people with herpes. That's just blindly misinterpreting the experience based on an initial gut reaction. Ever see a horror or suspense movie? Maybe some girl gets obsessed with a guy and stalks him with the "If I can't have him, no one can" mentality. Maybe someone you thought you knew turns out to be an alien. The only purpose of the herpes in this game is to reinforce the cake layer of comedy.


DeathKnight29DeathKnight29

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

Funny how the herpes girl is portrayed as a beast xD