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Don't Catch the Herp!

rated 3.84 / 5 stars
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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Non Spoiler Review!

Well, that was memorable.
I really don't want to ruin this game for other people, so I will simply say that be ready for some classic Newgrounds right here.
The gameplay is simple enough. The use of five keys is a natural progression (although the option for WASD didn't seem to be present, but even then the game's style is perfectly playable backwards).
The what they need to do.
The audio is strong, reinforcing the game's atmosphere, and I will shake my hand defiantly at anyone who says this doesn't deserve to be featured material!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


pure newgrounds

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Caught the herp

Doesn't matter had sex.

No though, for what it is a pretty interesting game, I hope you were joking about the true story part, and if not I hope you at least got the good ending. I just wish there had been a way to skip story parts when going back through to see all the endings, and make that damn judge talk faster.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Fucking hilarious. I literally laughed out loud during the "forgot your keys" part. The music was hilarious and so well done. Great game, pretty funny, and I loved the creativity and effort put into the multiple endings and their theme songs.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


This game, though rudimentary and not to the level that a lot of front page flashes are...did bring me back to the old days of newgrounds, when it was just dick and fart humor mixed with inappropriate violence. Thanks for making me feel ten years younger, it was really fun. We need more of this stuff.

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