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Don't Catch the Herp!

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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST

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Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha awesome

I enjoyed it was funny, would have been nice for it to be a bit longer but other than that hilarious!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

jajajaja very great

jajajja is fun i really like this you got a 10


Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is probably the scariest shit ever.

Seriously. When I first saw her in the dark, I was like "what in the name of all healthy is that!?". The dramatic music, the chase... my heart was pumping like crazy, I swear.

The automatic court was a lot of fun, I was trying it out too see if there are more than three options. I still preferred going to jail over marrying... that... that thing.
But I managed to get the happy ending in the first try, so I call it a win, hahaha.

A very fun short that could easily be turned into a pretty decent series. :D

P.S. The music for each ending is awesome.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh god.

Thank you kindly for making the judges fair. I see so many situations in which the judges are completely fucking retarded.

As for the game, it's decent, funny, but the art and the character voices could have done better. Nice one.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Terrible glitch

When I start the game it just won't let me play. First I see a guy looking a bit frightened, then suddenly a car on a highway, some police-sirenes, something like a scoreboard, the newgrounds logo and the whole thing again, while the sound of every scene remains and gets louder and louder... I don't know how this happened, but for me it just jumps between the different scenes over and over again. I am using Firefox and Windows 7.

I am not writing this to rate on the game, but to report that glitch.