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Don't Catch the Herp!

rated 3.84 / 5 stars
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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh god.

Thank you kindly for making the judges fair. I see so many situations in which the judges are completely fucking retarded.

As for the game, it's decent, funny, but the art and the character voices could have done better. Nice one.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Terrible glitch

When I start the game it just won't let me play. First I see a guy looking a bit frightened, then suddenly a car on a highway, some police-sirenes, something like a scoreboard, the newgrounds logo and the whole thing again, while the sound of every scene remains and gets louder and louder... I don't know how this happened, but for me it just jumps between the different scenes over and over again. I am using Firefox and Windows 7.

I am not writing this to rate on the game, but to report that glitch.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad, but not front page material

To say that this game shouldn't be at the front page is an understatement.

To say it should get a 0 is an exaggeration.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

kinda good

hasumk12 im using chrome too and the game works perfectly, maybe you broke ur keyboard after a round with cod? it was kinda good, but i died like 50 times, the start was awesome by the way xD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the Titts!

I just adore the little references of other games and the squishi little Kissing sound at the car scene made my day.
A horrifiyng and heartwarming event to the same time.

Glourious!!! <3