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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

funny game

i kissed girls as you but then i took an herp to the knee

ItsTheAshtray responds:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Game

but this game give me herp


Rated 3 / 5 stars

2 years?

well it was entertaining but.....2 FU****G YEARS?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

herpes cant kill you

i had it on my lips, it gone away and i am still alive. still a good game.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

True event??

Seriously?? True event?! I don't think I wanna ask... Got myself beating my heart a lot.

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