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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

something is wrong

it was a nice game. It was fun at the start but when I got to the car part like frogger the game kept freezing. First it started with me on the road and said "YOU ARE DEAD" and then the arrow keys wouldnt work each and every time after that. I reset the page and it happened again at the same spot where it says to run to your car. I hope this is helpful and maybe gets fixed. Other than that it was a nice game and "YOU GOT HERPES" lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i freak out when the chick face apear


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Herp derp, derp derp derp

Awesome game, even though it was really simple, it was amusing to have to run away from the herpes infected lady, all I can say is thank god I don't have it! I voluntarily switched my browser to Firefox so I could play this. Internet explorer has problems with flashes, I hat chu Internet Explorer.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It got me hard.

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ItsTheAshtray responds:

I know right


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Simple but fun

Really good game when I don't need think or spend too much time on a game!
And it was funny at some points ^_^

ItsTheAshtray responds:

I guess I can clear the air here. I STARTED it 2 years ago. Probably took a total of 3-4 weeks of consistent work to complete.