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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint

-INSTRUCTIONS-

Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

-WARNING-
The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.

Reviews


zephallzephall

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So damn scary if i ever saw a girl like that i would kill her easy. Slow and painful though cuz SHE SO DAMN UGLY LOOK AT THOSE LIPS. DON'T MAKE HER GIVE YOU HEAD! But good game nonetheless.



LizzieVLizzieV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, nebula, herpes can be oral (like you have) or genital. Not just one bump on your lip that lasts a week. It can be much worse. Sorry you're so offended, but I'm assuming this is just supposed to be humorous and satirical, based on the events and the "crappy animation". The author clearly does not mean that every single person that has herpes is a car smashing obsessive monster. Calm down. This is newgrounds, not a speech to a hospital board of director and accurate medical representation of herpes. Chill out.

Onto my review:
Nice job, man. I found it entertaining.


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neubianeubia

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Really?

Really? Do you even know what herpes is? Let me enlighten you:
If you have a SERIOUS case of herpes, you get a bump on your lip that lasts for a week.
You get one roughly every month.
I also dont understand al the hight ratings. This game sucked animation was crappy,
Personally i found it offensive (I have herpes). Does the fact that i have herpes turn me into a car smashing monster that will stop at nothing to marry a random person in a bar?
...
no

Just please, next time make something thats entertaining and fun to play



mlkchocomlkchoco

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!!!

I freaked out when HerpGirl said: Herpgirl: I'm dropping all charges! You: Really? Herpgirl: only if... You: If what? Herpgirl: If... Herpgirl: You..................................
.................................. Herpgirl: MARRY ME!



ThatDomoKidThatDomoKid

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

FINALLY, all medals!

This was most definitely the most fun and hilarious game I've played in a long time. It took me a while to get the medal for not losing a single time. I kept getting stuck at that Frogger part.
This would have been a 10 if it wasn't for one thing.
If you play for the fun at first and medals after like I do, getting them all took a few playthroughs.
I only wish you didn't have to sit through the intro every single time.