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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahah xD so far , this is the most hilarious date i've been on :O Beats every other date-games :P And such a good ending xD *clicks to restart it to check if other endings * :D

Well made! Go make some more games! :D

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

i cant run but im pressing mega fast is there a bug?

ItsTheAshtray responds:

I'm still not sure why the game won't run for some people. I'm thinking it's a browser issue


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

loved the game, made me laugh a whole lot =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sir, society thanks you.

(Love you too.)