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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint

-INSTRUCTIONS-

Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

-WARNING-
The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.

Reviews


supersonicasdfsupersonicasdf

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

i cant run but im pressing mega fast is there a bug?


ItsTheAshtray responds:

SORRRYY :(
I'm still not sure why the game won't run for some people. I'm thinking it's a browser issue


Pa4ooPa4oo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

MY EYES!!



retroheartretroheart

Rated 5 / 5 stars

loved the game, made me laugh a whole lot =D



boozecruiseboozecruise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sir, society thanks you.

(Love you too.)



Monsieur42Monsieur42

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it ! I laughed so hard I hope I didn't woke anybody in my building. "You forgot your key !" Dumbass ! And, for the last part, I'm from France, so the "what" answers were really funny to me !