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Jan 10, 2012 | 1:26 AM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place January 11, 2012

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
No Red Sores 10 Points Survive The Girl's clutches.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
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Author Comments

Hai there!

Almost two years in the making, I present the ultimate depiction of the struggle of:
Good and Evil
Justice and Corruption
Freedom and Restraint


Action Button - SPACEBAR
Movement - ARROW KEYS

The following story is based on true events. All names of people and locations involved have been changed in respect of their privacy.

Love you.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved this game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

how do u get the second secret achievement?
<review part>
cool game.excellent music.
almost every part was a rush.
so here 5 stars.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA, for some reason I enjoyed this. Here, have 5 stars.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game, reasons i liked it: Action,Chasing,puzzle and the endings. My favorite parts: The endings,court,Tap space to run and the frogger part. Enough said great job its the ashtray!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is a game about herpes. It's so stupid. I've invested so much of my life getting the fucking medals. God dammit.

This is my life now.

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ItsTheAshtray responds:

You're too sweet. Go do something else