Hello SUBJECT N36.
Thank you for participating in our experiment. Thank you for your feedback: #$%@ YOU MY NAME IS CAPTIN SEXYPANTS LET ME GO. It has been received and will be processed shortly. In the meanwhile, please make yourself comfortable for the duration of our tests. According to our analysis, you are a very promising candidate. We like to award our exceptional test subjects with shinies. All humans love shinies, because humans feel stronger when they have shinies. I love humans.
You have been given the following controls:
WASD -- movement
1,2,3 + E -- switching weapons
space -- shield
mouse -- aiming and firing
Experiment updated 1.01:
- Increased success possibility for Test #5.
- Hold to autofire functionality.
I love you, SUBJECT N36, so I will create more of you. Many, many SUBJECT N36s for me.
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