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DID YOU FIND THE EASTER EGG???
Extra tags: arrow in the knee, dovahkiin, skyrim, morrowind, elder scrolls V, collab, newgrounds
@the Sniffles, nice reference to Witcher 2, using Dethmold's little speech :)
this reviews going to be nice and simple, if you want to make a skyrim flash, don't include the arrow to the knee jokes, because you are a raging faggot if you do, its good to see 4 people had an original idea, so 7/10 4/5 since 2 artists couldn't help themselves.
Some were good others where silly.
Dovahkiin's secret: 5/10 for good art. However It was short and unfunny. Pointless actually.
Who is nova kid: 2/10. Seriously. It did not need more. It was unfunny and random. Even if it was a parody and i should not judge if i have not seen every thing this video makes fun of, It was just unfunny.
The sniffles: 8/10 Well, this was funny.
Arrow to the knee: 9.5/10 This was the only actually quite funny. Nice joke.
Pot head:3/10 I do not actually get it. What is the point? We all know that you can do these stuff but ok, what after that. Was this supposed to be a tip? I do not think so. Pointless.
New shout: It was ok, made me laugh, but that was all. 7/10.
This results in: 34 .5
Because it was ok, ill make it 6/10 and 3/5.
I have to say that some were good. However the rest ruined the collab.
2/6 of the shorts were actually funny
Im going left to right starting at the top left corner
Dovahkiin's Secret: I'll start by saying the obvious, a typical quick laugh using the "arrow in the knee joke" that went dead quicker than a shot to the head. The set up was expected, and the punchline also pretty much unfunny and predictable.
The Sniffles: I give this short points for an original joke that made me chuckle, I always did wonder what would happen if the Dragonborn would sneeze, let alone with Fire Breath equipped?
Arrow in the Knee: While I kinda see your point, wondering how the entire guard of a town all were adventurers until they all took an arrow in one of their knee caps, but The setup and pacing could be better
Who is Nova Kid?: This is the most unfunniest thing I've this this year, and the year just began! While I understand that you were inspired by Ukinojoe and his funny plot summaries of Star Wars, Iron Man, and Indiana Jones 4 , You pretty much did the whole thing wrong. It's just the summary of Fallout 3 with Dovahkiin instead of the Lone Wanderer. Simple fix, if you're going to do a funny retelling of the Skyrim main quest plot, then use the main quest plot of Skyrim
Pot Head: Alone with The Sniffles, this is also a good one, It's another old joke, but not overused and with a funny twist that is reminiscent of Tom and Jerry. That would be an excellent way to knock someone unconscious while stealing their entire inventory.
New Shout: I like it too, but it has the same problem with "Arrow in the Knee "but vice versa. I love the Setup alot! But the punchline is kind of ruined with the zombie's voice actor, and the final line sounding like you were tired while recording that final line, but otherwise the setup sold it for me
Final Thoughts: Well the title wont fit it so it'll go here. Sniffles and Pot Head were the best by far; Sniffles had an original idea, and Pot Head make the pot on a shopkeeper's head a bit funnier. Arrow in the Knee and New Shout defiantly has a good joke in it, but while New Shout had a great setup to it with just sort of a meh punchline, Arrow in the Knee just needs to work on it's setup.
Dovahkiin's Secret and Novakid are both bad. But While Dovahkiin's Secret just heavily used a dead meme as it's entire joke, Nova Kid looked the worst. Like as if the author was working on a funny retelling of the Fallout 3 Plot but forgot about it, then got pulled onto this project and had to make something. So he just put Dragonborn instead of Lone Wanderer as the main character. It just destroys the joke entirly because it makes no sense. just heavily relying on "Doho it's Dragonborn instead of Lone Wanderer in the plot of a completely different game!", and in the style of Ukinojoe no less.
I suck at animation
I hadn't played skyrim until about a week ago and I was already bored of the "arrow in the knee" joke.. despite never actually seeing the reference in the actual game.. three of animations were about it. The other three sucked. The whole collaboration was a joke. Nothing was funny. You can say all of my animations suck but I know that they do. I made them when I was a teenager. I will admit this. Animation was good but content sucked. You're all pretty decent animators so focus your attention on original stuff and not parodies. you're doing better than I could ever do and I know that if you take it seriously you might get some really good productions made. Good luck to you all.
I loved the subtle, intelligent joke in that one in particular. Poor dovahkiin can't even sneeze without destroying something. :D
Also, Nova Kid. Just yes.
Bravo everyone, and keep up the good work!
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