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LAST SKYRIM VIDEO I SWEAR
funny as hell
laughed my ass off first time i saw this
SAY THAT SENTENCE 1 MOR TIME AND I WILL CLAW YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT UR LIMBS AND PULL OUT UR EYEBALLS AND FIND WHRE U LIVE! I WILL KILL!
I was going to get up and go to school but then i decided that i should skip school and become an artist. so i set out to northern Colorado to full sail university to fulfill my destiny. it was there that i met my good friend Tyler, then we decided that full sail university is for short dicked choads and we decided that we were going to California over the hills and far away and find green day and have brain stew with our dead presidents under the bridge, in California we met a bunch of stupid nimrods that were just American idiots and they told us that we needed to have the time of our lives and they welcomed us to paradise, then later met a bunch of dead people that were very grateful, we were going to rage against the machines but then we went to the great gig in the sky and saw a rainbow in the dark. sad but true we left there but the memory remains, then drove on the highway to hell until we got to the holy mountains, there a butler greeted us at the door by the name of Mr. jack, he told us the Sky Was Over because king nothing was through saving us because of all the lie lie lies. so we left there hurt and unforgiving when I called my parents and told my mama im coming home so we rode a crazy train that smelled like teen spirit and bleach. we stopped at a hotel in California and found some kind of monster that hunted us all nightmare long until we had a fear of the dark until we trapped the monster under ice. we were then captured and put in a rusty cage with a spoonman in a house that jack built after the civil war. we broke out and ran like hell until it was just us and them marooned on the dark side of the moon. we found a rooster strapped to an angry chair and he told us to find the man in the box inside the fire and he told us, âEUoedonâEUTMt fear the reaper, there is no way back, we are wasting light being the pretenders, you must stay everlong and be my hero.âEU we then freed him but we were numb from dropping plates. Then we walked upon a boulevard of broken dreams to the city of Kickapoo, there we met the trooper that declared us blood brothers and we watched the symphony of destruction in hanger 18, after the rock show we ended up in Detroit rock city with the god of thunder and we tried some black diamond. There was physical graffiti on the walls of a black dog climbing the stairway to heaven, then after a long day we stopped to appreciate all the small things. Then we found ourselves at the battle of evermore where we got to know our enemy and we decided to settle for nothing and take the power back, afterwards we rode with the knights of cydonia. Then we went the wrong way and learned what I got which brought us to a deer dance where a psycho tried to attack us but I decided to be the better man and walk away alive. After that it was lonely day but we had our hash pipe and some pork and beans in perfect situations. Then we tried to imagine a revolution back in the U.S.S.R until we found salvationâEU¦and justice for all. Then we stole dragula from a living dead girl and drove on a two lane blacktop under the black sunshine to a world long gone where Orion came out of the black hole sun and then I took an arrow to the knee
praise da pebbles
im so fucking glad you made this.
that obnoxious joke/meme was never funny and never will be, and im sick of fucking hearing it. You are a saint.
Out of control
That was out of control funny!
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