Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!
Decorate the tree
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
Let it snow
asSALT the elf.
Pull a cracker
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Say your prayers
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
Watch some telly
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.