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Dec 11, 2011 | 7:42 AM EST
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Fernando needs to steal a chimp. Don't ask why, just go with it, ok?

Thanks to Tom Heist for voicing Hernando (Fernando's brother) and Todd McGovern the chimp dealer.

The tune used in this is a remix of "Space Duck" which some of you might remember from waaaay back in 2007.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Mweh, mweh.

Seeing this is also a music video by you, Sexual-Lobster I think I could've expected more.

Art/animation: 9/10
As usual it's amazing. The art is great, the animation is smooth. Also the emotions and mouth-movement were good.

Music: 6/10
Not quite an engineering feat, but it's okay, maybe it's better to add a less subtle bass. I know that with the concept it's not that easy but...

Which brings me to:

Concept: 4/10
A chimp. A heist. Okay, I get it, it's random.... But slightly too random for my good.
I don't think at all that you might have the worst thing that could happen to an artist (yes, you are an artist :P), lack of inspiration, but I think it's better to concentrate on other kinds of animation first and then if you suddenly get struck by other inspiration, make another fantastic music video like The dance of the manwhore.

Overall I'd give you a ~6/10 and thus a 3/5.
Keep making new stuff, you're one of NG's best animators at the moment. I'll be expecting something great next time!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

wile its loading i gess i will listin to yes by lmfao


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not the best yet.

No more songs please. Too short. Try harder.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

a pity

No I am not one of your cock sucking fans that give a 10/10 on every flash you release. Honestly you are an amazing artist, but it seems you have lost your inspiration, not to mention any comedic value anymore, the dance of the manwhore is pretty much the last one that actually was very good in my opinion, I mean...damn stealing a chimp for no reason...kinda pointless, music needs work was ok but these flashes have been too short to really enjoy anymore.

Again sorry I'm not one of your ass kissing fans, but I believe in giving an honest review, which in my opinion will be the only way you will improve is when people like me give a suggestion.

oh and the animation was top notch, but dont rush something out because those ass licker fans of yours cant stand to not have a flash every week or so, take your time and make another epic flah that will have us breaking out into dancing on the floor ;)


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Humorless and bland

Concept: More random scenarios for the manwhore to encounter, but now 3X the fernando's!

Aesthetic: The authors accustomed drawing style is present once again. However I don't really like the fact that there's two characters almost 100% similar to the main characters design, just feels kind of uninspired. (I'm sure it was for comedic purpose but,well it didn't work.) Color is just as stylized as the drawings, decent use of tints and shades and okay special effects.

The sound quality is fine overall, but the voice for Fernando needs to stop eating so much nails for breakfast. And no, subtitles does not excuse the lack of quality in his voice because I'm not death and shouldn't be forced to read his lyrics. You don't have to get rid of the voice entirely if you know how to make Fernando understandable, but as of now your Christian Bale impression needs more work to be acceptable.

The music is appropriate and suits the ridiculousness of this flash.

Story(?): Steal a chimp full of drugs for money. Just another day for manwhore. Though granted its far more down to earth than any of the previous Adventures. Just an interesting mention but whether that's good or bad is up to the author.

Lyrics: some good rhymes such as "detonation" and "situation". but nothing really impressive the switch between naturally talking and actually rhyming made the flow of the song inconsistent. Although I gotta say, the line "This plan is weak as piss who the hell put you up to this?" Has a great ring to it.

Humor: Try as hard as I may I didn't even get a smirk, from the reference of drug wars in Mexico to the silliness of most of the characters. You can make different versions of fernando all you want it's not enough if they can't bring any humor to the table. The lyrics failed, the story supporting it failed and the little dance scene at the end all failed. I'm very shocked this episode has taken such a step backward to the point where not even the concept of the story is enough to even spark a smirk. I don't think the "comedic" aspect took much thought at all if even I can't get any humor out of it. Although I never really took a strong liking to this series, at least with the randomness your previous flashes had there was still some humor, even some unexpected humor (Example: nipple slap) to make it somewhat enjoyable.

Overall: It's just randomness on top of randomness with songs and sub par vocals with no humor whatsoever. This episode is a dangerous sign that the series is loosing the absurd creativity its previous installments had and while the humor was questionable in its satisfaction value at they were actually TRYING. Pretty evident nothing but HARDCORE FANS are keeping this flash in the top 50.

Although the aesthetic and animation is okay its overshadowed by its basic and overall horrible attempts at humor.


Fernando voice actor needs work

Smarter and far more appealing humor