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Just how many of these guards used to be adventurers??
Its a killer!
no lolygagging... 3 minutes non-stop laughter!
that guys speech
was basicly skyrim summed up in one angry rant. also lol he shouted at a dragon to make it go away
I used to be an adventurer like you ... And then one tiny arrow to the knee stopped me
Heres why that comment the guard says makes sense.
The guards of skyrim are normal folks so an arrow to the knee joint would cripple them, While the Dovakine him/herself would thanks to his/her dragonic heritage would be hardy enough to resist crippleing wounds and not become lame in the leg from an arrow shot to the leg joint and also sleeping six hours lets him/her heal wounds that would take a normal man/woman weeks or mounths to heal. I hope this clears somethings up.
One of the best Skyrim parodies in my opinion.
Alfred's Back and Better Rendered than Ever
The gang attempts to raise money for turtle's surgery
Fighting the shame of our stations in life...
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