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Dec 9, 2011 | 6:47 AM EST
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Just how many of these guards used to be adventurers??



Rated 5 / 5 stars

No Lolyganging...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Guard: What's the matter? Someone steal your sweetroll?
Me: Shut it.
Guard: Cause trouble in Whiterun, and I'll haul you to Dragonsreach myself.
Me: FUS RO DAH! *1000 Bounty* Dang it...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Guard:I used to be an adventurer like you... but then i toke an arrow to the knee!
Dovahkiin:So how do you walk?
Guard:Healed knee!
Dovahkiin:And why you are an adventurer?
Guard:Errrr...HO...Look DRAGON!(then he get out running!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I use to be an adventure like you until I took an arrow to the knee... EPIC just fuckin Epic


Rated 5 / 5 stars

So true ;3

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