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Dec 9, 2011 | 6:47 AM EST
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Just how many of these guards used to be adventurers??



Rated 5 / 5 stars

*thinks its over and takes drink* FUS RO DAH *spills half of drink* :I

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The dragonborn is a person (of any race) who has the blood of a dragon gifted to him by the nine divines (the gods). They are natural dragon killers and can absorb their souls, easily learning the Thu'um (the Voice or language of the dragons.)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

@SPARTANWARRIOR they dragon born is someone who can absorb a dragon's soul to take it's power and learn shouts unbelievably fast.
This was a good parody, used the guards normal speech patterns so it was a bit more realistic. and i have never thought about how much my character would react to all the guards nonsense. Original and wonderful good job


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i never played skyrim so can someone please tell me: what is the dragonborne... was one of his parents a dragon?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Arrow-to-the-knee cosplay: Need help! Must own bow & arrow! PM me! :P