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Chinese Poison Toys

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Nov 26, 2011 | 9:21 AM EST
  • Daily Feature November 27, 2011

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** Update: Thank you, voters, for 1st place! **

Lots of thanks to Druox for the music and the mercury.

Visually it's inspired by the work of Lee Hasler and also a 3d short called, "Musicotherapie". I was going for a toy-like style, something clean and silly looking to contrast the dark and edgy music.

This animation's based very loosely on news articles about toxic toys/products originating from China. I also indict bratty kids, bad parents and greedy corporate retailers who care mainly about profits over people. The only likeable character in the piece is maybe the pit bull.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


The song was fantastic! "The attack of chinese poison toys" lol amazing

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I watch the video only once, but I do manage to hover the mouse over the replay button, over and over and over again. M E R C U RY!!!!!

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vakavadesigns responds:

MERCURY!!!!!! Man that stuff is destructive.

As a side note, did you know there was some crazy Chinese emperor that purposely drank mercury, thinking it would bring him immortality? That's like slamming ya face into a stack of bricks in order to make yourself dashingly handsome. X-D

And umm... yeah... it ended up killing him to death :O


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Looks like China's been teaching its factory workers the lethal art of Poison Fu!!! Next time we're buying American!

I liked the song, it was really catchy. The animation and art work were pretty good!

This flash movie deserves 10 Toxic Toy Soldiers out of 10!!!

vakavadesigns responds:

I'm sure the factory workers have it really, really, really bad... :( but your comments are pretty dang funny... Poison fu!

Thanks a lot! :)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

next time we buy in america?

the american toys sucks and are dangerous like the chinese toys

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vakavadesigns responds:

I think it's part of the humor, there really aren't many American toys at all to speak of.

Thanks for the review X-D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i got the point but you didnt need a song

i understand china is the worlds leading rice and toy producer as ive heard but wtf USA where are we going to were buyi ng crap from china no one wants and the governmeant uses that money fucking us into a debt even worse than before if anything this is democrats fault waisting our money (america dosent need deocrates only republicans)

vakavadesigns responds:

Naw dawg, they're all a bunch of weasels. They're always sucking up to banks and corporations, regardless of political party (with very few exceptions).

Dang those deocrates!!!

And what's so bad about the song?