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Nov 9, 2011 | 5:03 PM EST
  • Daily Feature November 10, 2011
  • Weekly 2nd Place November 16, 2011

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The FIRST of two brand spankin' new toons about Skyrim that I have coming out.

Here are the lyrics...

What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway

Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!

Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords

Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard

The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks

Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!

Sorry about the big file size, I deliberately did it to aggravate all of you.

Reviews


MartialArtistMartialArtist

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 11, 2012

Wait. Beards. You can have beards. Skyrim is a beard game.
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AsiafaceAsiaface

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 10, 2011

Awesome, but wait a sec...

He hit the right side of his face and chubby tits mcgee rubbed the left side of his face... PARADOX



protoMAGEprotoMAGE

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 11, 2011

Wait, Skyrim?

Dual wield magic and swords? Perks, families, dragons and beards? WHAT THE HELL AM I WAITING TO PLAY IT!?


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RadeshtkaRadeshtka

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 13, 2011

hell yes perhaps skyrim may save us all- then agai

-n I'm a girl, so...

that said,

DIE COOKING MAMA DIE! And kill that f&&&ing stylus driven NIGHTMARE CHILD while you're at it. I haven't been able to afford games for like 3 years, and the games that are coming out have NO FREAKIN SOUL, so WHY BOTHER? how is Skyrim any different? a good game should be like a good book. you die if you put it down, but in the RIGHT WAY. GOOD DIE, not ZOZMG GODIHADTOGOTOTHETOILETANDTHERESNOFREA KINPAUSEWTFIMGONNADIEEEE force-feeding death. Ah, the good old days of playing Impossible Mission on the C64 and dying horribly while watching Tom Baker Years Doctor Who... WHY GOD WHY? gaming now is crap.



SeifireSeifire

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 16, 2011

Amazing

This is the perfect thing to watch during those dam loading screens in Skyrim :) 5/5 10/10


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