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The FIRST of two brand spankin' new toons about Skyrim that I have coming out.
Here are the lyrics...
What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
Sorry about the big file size, I deliberately did it to aggravate all of you.
It wasn't funny, but at least the song was somewhat enjoyable. I do enjoy the art though, and the animation was smooth throughout.
FINELY i have been whiting for this came the 5 elder scrolls came yay am so happy
only good anim
only the anim are good, the song is garbage sadly :c
i likd th song until
i liked it until around the middle where the music played so loudly over the voices you could barely make out the words and the video seems like its missing some of it...just has that feeling that it should be longer somehow
Did I Click on an Ad By Mistake?
Because this sure felt like a commerical. Artistic merits aside, there should be disclosure to say if this is or is not part of a paid advertising campaign. Because is sure feels like guerrila marketing to me.
That said, this lacked the frentic humor and energy of your usual flashes. The jokes that you use feel old and recycled. If this is supposed to be a commercial for the game, it doesn't make me want to play it. As a player I can use a sword and cast magic spells? Big deal. I could do that back in the days of Baldur's Gate. (Just typing that makes me feel old.) The song is rather listless and pedestrian, and the dubious sound quality makes it hard to follow the lyrics.
It doesn't work as a commercial, as it doesn't really say what is so cool or unique about the game that I'd want to play it. It doesn't work as a comedy piece, as there isn't really anything funny in the words of the song or the visuals. In the end, I can't figure out what this is supposed to be. I can offer high praise to the art and animation. Everything else falls flat.
Detective Nwar troubleshoots a hyper-intelligent evil AI.
A magical, musical adventure for the whole family!
More Speedrunnin' & Easter Egg Huntin' ...In Hoenn.
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