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The FIRST of two brand spankin' new toons about Skyrim that I have coming out.
Here are the lyrics...
What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
Sorry about the big file size, I deliberately did it to aggravate all of you.
I HAVE A BEARD AND SO CAN YOU
My only complaint is that this wasn't long enough.
I think about ten hours should do the trick.
Skyrim's hype knows no limits
Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim I'm so sick of hearing/seeing talk about this damn game.(And no that doesn't affect this score obviously, so SHUT-UP Fan-boys/girls.)
Commercials, forums, hell even a child is being named after a character in this game. Saying this game is highly anticipated is an understatement and now it hasn't been out for more than 1 weeks and a flash dedicated to it comes out of nowhere and easily racks 2nd place (probably struggling for first place on a reg in the top 50.) Gee I Wonder Why? -_-
Concept: Commercial,tribute (whatever you prefer) in the form of a (well) animated play.
Drawing is excellent and characters ( for the most part) look realistic. The landscape is just as stellar I really feel like I'm in the medieval times. Depth is pretty much mastered but I think the first frame that showed the village and it's inhabitants looked a little weird. The perspective played with my eyes a little bit.
As for sound the voices were convincing enough for me to believe they belong to each character and the main warrior's voice is just epic. The lyrics to the song was pretty creative and sound like it took some thought to come up with. Sure the words used to rhyme aren't that impressive but it's the structure is those sentences that felt like it took some intellect.
Animation: Aside from some choppiness of the pan camera on the rallied villagers the rest of the flash was smooth. Realistic movement of characters and special effects flowed nicely, there was some great moments of full body movement as well. The most expressive was when the warrior was clenching the nerd by the shirt (also "Fight the fight in old Skyrim" was my favorite line.)
Overall: You know the hype has gone too far when a child's life is related to a video game.(no offense) But this productivity is more than enough to make me over look the the media nonsense. It's rare to see poetry in a flash and I respect it for being original. It doesn't make me want to buy the game but the flash has earned a well deserved spot on my favorite list for being original and just fun to watch.
Skyrim fan or not it's worth the very short minute+ few,and I do mean few seconds.
9.5 (guess I have to round up huh?)
that was dead on amazing, great graphics, good rhyming, and it tells exactly how every Elder Scroll lover feels hahaha
The animation is great, the concept (while not completely accurate about the gamers, ha?) is entertaining, and it does a good job of explaining the game (kinda?). Of course the best part is that damn tune, that catchy bastard has been stuck in my head for days. Nice work.
FINELY i have been whiting for this came the 5 elder scrolls came yay am so happy
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