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The FIRST of two brand spankin' new toons about Skyrim that I have coming out.
Here are the lyrics...
What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
Sorry about the big file size, I deliberately did it to aggravate all of you.
I used to take arrows to the knee
But those Redguard swords have curved blade. CURVED. BLADES.
the funny part is, this is right on the money and completely true
This is a great parody.
I love this parody. The animation was really good. It had nice detail smooth movements it was great. The song itself was very original and clever yet a bit to short for my taste. The lyrics were very amusing I liked how the story focused on how gamers lost their way. When you said rhythm games I guess you meant guitar hero and all those types of games and I totally understood what fitness games meant. I also found the lyric kill dragons just by shouting amusing because you addressing the shout powers in the game Skyrim. Overall a very good song but it seemed to end to quick.
The boulder felt conflicted about his responsibilities.
The boulder feels no more hesitation for playing Skyrim.
I used to write bad reviews...
...Then i took an arrow to my knee!
Gooseman and Putty embark on a quest for the fabled goo...
A boy's adventure of learning how to draw boobs
One miss-swing of the sycthe lands Death in a heap of trouble!
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