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The FIRST of two brand spankin' new toons about Skyrim that I have coming out.
Here are the lyrics...
What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
Sorry about the big file size, I deliberately did it to aggravate all of you.
An animation on newgrounds that is worth watching! You'd think with the recent drought of quality (see most of front page, flash portal) that all of the competent animators with humor were scared off, or at the very least rounded up into devout homosexual concentration camps where they were forced to guest star in animations, I use animation very lightly, by edd egg.
Good to see some of them still come over here to this sty ridden shit pit to show that quality is indeed not another Minecraft animation that takes the same amount of creative effort I use to unleash farts. It's also not something that uses memes to make up for a lack of any real quality or depth to their own humor. And last but not least it is not some tweened to fuck flavor of the time (MLP faggots) animation that cashes in on a momentary internet fad that pathetic, ingrown neckhair ridden autists use to relate to other people, albeit with as little eye contact as possible.
So, yeah, good job. Keep on trucking.
Beard Growing is not a special skill
That made me laugh the hardest for some reason. Probably cause, the old GM to my friend's gurps campaign said that because someone could grow it, doesn't mean they're special. This however, was definitely a great song. Seemed a bit short in my opinion.
nice flash ;p bought the game alrdy its rlly epic
Good advice from a Viking
Just wish it were a bit longer, having the viking confront the fat guys boss and then convince him into letting the guy off work in order to play video games would have been funny.
also to Ericho
I really hope youre trolling about never hearing of skyrim before...
cause it comes out at midnight
*fap fap fap*
How will Kratos survive the Night?
A story about a kid and idk...
A short muisc video based on the classic song "The Window Cleaner" sung by George Formby
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