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Poor ol' SarezJay just can't get a break. Luckily, he's got a friend in ScrewdriverClock, the nicest kid in America.
I narrated it, and I have mono so it sounds weird. Hater$.
It's shit, but the voice acting is good. And it looks like he's having an orgasm when he has the pizza in his hand. Definitely a good VA job.
Hmmm, that's unlike any orgasm I've ever seen. But thanks I guess.
Screwdriver is Nice turns an unlikely subject interesting, making a every day situation the nexus where past and future collide, infused with intelligence, amusing in its attacks on false gods, but way easier to admire than to love.
Ahaha the mono tone narration, the Screwdriver dude (I mean wtf?! :D) and just this whole cool invalidity of this made me like it. How could you dislike this? Haha. I mean, it's not the best flash made, not visually at least, but it has some heart to it. And who wouldn't buy Skyrim instead of food anyway? Made me laugh. That's all that matters.
ASTEROID HURLING TOWARDS EARTH!!!
tasty crunch of yummy cookie crumble
Detective Nwar is one day away from retirement.
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