Sam T's spoof on the White House is funny and scary at the same time!
Have tea party and disco dance and sexy experiment!
Follow Keegan as he runs over everyone in his path on a mad killing spree!
11/8/11 Still working on the medals guys, hang in there. Also tried some more optimizing to fix the slippery/sticky controls issue some of you have. (also, if you have a FB tab up, try closing that)
**CONTROLS** LEFT/RIGHT walk left/right UP = Jump DOWN = Raise shield (while standing)/Use Weapon(later in game,while standing)
Oyeatia, creator and god of man surrenders his deity, descending to the green earth in search of a lost love. Gyossait sleeps in the warm black heart of the dying planet, her dreams seep into the weakening minds of man. The end begins.
11/5/11 Patched vanishing keys, walking off map, alternative ending, Medals implemented but pending.