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Discount Mayonnaise

rated 4.28 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun

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Oct 27, 2011 | 12:01 PM EDT

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Deformed Cactus 5 Points It's a secret!
Skeleton Suit 5 Points Don't tell anyone!
Baby Steps 10 Points Beat the first world
Dedicated 10 Points Kill everyone in level 7
Deep Fried 10 Points Beat the second world
Found a Bug 10 Points Beat the third world
Saved by the Elevator 10 Points Barely reach the exit
Amateur Surgeon 25 Points Beat the boss
Armed to the Teeh 25 Points Own every gun
Playing With Fire 25 Points Stay close to the worm
Moneymaker 50 Points Collect all the coins
I'M THE BOSS 100 Points Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots

Author Comments


This game is pretty hard!

Controls :
Arrow keys to move, space to shoot
or (customizable set) :
WASD to move, k to shoot

You can use the mouse or the keyboard to navigate the menus

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good, looking forward to see more

Still, not a fan of the pitless acid. Sure, fall in a pit of it and die... but when it's flat with the ground, it seems to feel like your big toe lands over and you spontaneously combust. 3rd area is just a lot of yellow anyway and hard to see what's actually safe. It'd be find of nice if it just did a lot of damage. Too much importance placed on jumping for a shooter... it's basically just a jumping game where you press space in a burst a few times whenever an enemy appears on screen... enemies kill me 5% of the time at best... closer to 50/50 environment/enemies would feel better. If you want to focus on the environment, then focus on giving baddies freezing, glue guns or whatever to assist it instead of having them almost all just run up to uncomfortably awkward range and explode really fast.

Worm is a nice touch, but dare I say overused. It makes the whole game really frantic without allowing any part to really be strategic. While surprising at first, it quickly becomes little more than a generic scrolling wall of death. Basically, if you go fast all the time, there's no acceleration and deceleration which is what you can actually feel... best to save stuff like the worm for special moments... when you think you've lulled the player into a sense of complacency, etc (oh, look the exit's right there, exit explodes, worm starts chasing you...)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Reduced price

So, is this what goes on inside a jar of overdue mayo? Euuugh, I shudder to think.

This is a fun game without making things too complicated. Just picked it up and went at it.

Would be nice if we didn't have to go to the merchants every time we wanted to change our equipment.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is favourite game on NG, and would have been given a 5, but every time i left the game for a day or two, it restarted.
Still awesome though, keep it up!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Only issue is I hate that I'm not able to kill the enemy that is standing right on my character. I wish there was a melee or knife attack for close range enemies. Other than that, fun game and challenging levels.

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Joelasticot responds:

Yeah I agree with that - the AI is kinda weak and enemies pile up on you if you're on a short platform. That's definitely something I'll look into in more depth in my next game. Thanks for the review!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Amazing! But a bit laggy.

First off, let me say that this game is awesome, a breakneck paced cluster-f*ck of beautiful shooting action. The art style is great, very twisted and colorful and the soundtrack is very pulse pounding and works extremely well with the game. I also love the giant worm, really helps keep the pace quick.

But I do have some complaints: First of all there were several moments were I wish I had some sort of a melee attack to get the mobs of baddies off me. Secondly the inability to fire up or down was quite annoying, especially when flying enemies started becoming a lot more common. There were also moments were I died in very "cheap" feeling ways most of these deaths involved lava/acid that was perfectly level with the ground. Now my biggest complaint is the lag, I've got a computer that's only a year or two old but I experience frequent slow-downs.

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