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Animal Puncher

rated 3.50 / 5 stars
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Oct 25, 2011 | 7:10 PM EDT

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Update: I think a lot of you are too quick to judge this game without finishing it. If you still hate it after you've seen the ending, then feel free to leave a nasty review.

Do you think there is an animal heaven?

Soundtrack by Fancy Mike & NoFateNet.
Game by Austin Breed.
Sponsored by



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fuck all you people and your shit reviews.

Ok first off, everyone who reviewed this simply after seeing it was a game about killing animals or just gave it a one, zero, etc. GO FUCK YOURSELVES. You all think this is sick or cruel and all that bullshit. I'm not saying it isn't true, I happen to be an animal lover myself, and I most certainly did cringe when playing the beginning. But that's not what the entire game is about. If you guys actually bothered to try and play it, you would see there is an actual, ORIGINAL story to it.
It may seem like a couple high schoolers killing animals for no justified reason, but IT'S NOT. I've played a few of this guy's games, to be honest they aren't really games since you can't truely lose them, this one is an exception. But they are more like stories. And stories are not all HAPPY LA DI DA NICE ENDING PERFECT WORLD bullshit. Stories like those are more easily accepted, but take a look at literature all around the world and a good percentage of it is tragedies, horror, etc. Since most of you won't bother to play the game through, you should know that the game is about a troubled child who lost his mother in a car accident, powerless to rescue her from a car that would explode in a fiery inferno. Seeing in the beginning he has the power to put animals out of their misery, he felt what he was doing was right and just. But it went out of hand and he began to just kill all the animals. You as a truely just person who saw the mistakes of both of you, had no choice but to fight your friend to the death in the end. He can never take back all those lives you ended hunting animals, but at least he knew it was wrong.
And just like countless people have pointed out to all you FUCKING hypocrites (Hypocrisy is thy name), all you fucktards praise games like GTA and War simulators when they have senseless violence, killing people for no good reason, and you feel no remorse. Why is that exactly? OH YEAH CAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL AND NEITHER IS THIS GAME. Don't criticize something you don't understand or have not bothered to look in depth into.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I have issues with a three even

Although i find the idea of two kids running through a forest at night beating up small animals oddly hilarious, the art, story, and music were lacking on a variety of levels. It could use some polish and a little more back story but overall just meh in my opinion. The game play was a bit juvenile, one button to attack seemed a little, well just bad. If the idea was to make a game that was just to troll on people well done.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Highly offensive, and promotes animal abuse

This game promotes animal abuse, and there's nothing even remotely entertaining about this.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


this game is so fricken DUMB


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Great stufff!!!

Finally i can beat some puppies to death! Can't wait for 2nd part! U kood make