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Oct 20, 2011 | 3:30 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place October 21, 2011
  • Weekly 4th Place October 26, 2011

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Do you like trains?



Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is:


From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word
Not even to his parents, not a single sounds was heard
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said:


They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
He stared at the doctor with that same creepy smile
And the I Like Trains kid said:

"I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows
He put a ring on her finger, and he said:


Got bad grades? I like trains!
Awkward date? I like trains!
Don't like trains? ...

I LIKE TRAINS (double chorus)



Rated 5 / 5 stars October 27, 2011

Great song!

You did an excellent job on this video. The song reminds me of the band "The mighty mighty bosstones".
10/10 and a 5/5


Rated 4 / 5 stars October 27, 2011

I Like turtles!

Not bad

This totally reminds me of the "I like turtles" zombie kid..

I thought at first this was going to be poking fun at the 3 girls that got hit by 2 trains or at least have a reference it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 27, 2011


ANY person who seen this video on drugs. Just got a little bit happy. pretty funny what i got to say but ya this for kids or people on drugs.


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 27, 2011

Loving Trains is the only way to live

Such a great pioneering industry killed by achoulic truckers and freaking car crazy politicians.... They lack a quality we all have. What that quality is....WE LOVE TRA- (this is the part where I die....get it)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 26, 2011

I....I can't blink anymore.

This video kicks so much ass it might be illegal.

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