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Oct 20, 2011 | 3:30 PM EDT
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Do you like trains?



Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is:


From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word
Not even to his parents, not a single sounds was heard
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said:


They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
He stared at the doctor with that same creepy smile
And the I Like Trains kid said:

"I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows
He put a ring on her finger, and he said:


Got bad grades? I like trains!
Awkward date? I like trains!
Don't like trains? ...

I LIKE TRAINS (double chorus)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

love it so much!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sweet,sweet asdf! :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Everything is fine until the colored background comes. And it's a little weird the kid doesn't have arms when on the train.

So, if I ever said "I like gold." Will gold fall from the sky?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

TehTimmy4080, this was majority done by TomSka as it has been on youtube since september 23rd, so it has pretty much just been put over. ANYTHING done by TomSka is just awesome so yeah


Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow. ive just been mindfucked analy while upside down hanging from the rope of a train's dick. wrap your mind around that and u may understand what a very high chance i have of having AID's at this point...if AID's stands for Analy Inserted Dick of train(s). And tehtimmy4080? please die. you obviosly cannot grasp the enormity of this train mind fucking expirience. for anyone else who hs been mind raped by this video please call 1-800-MINDFUCKED.