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Oct 19, 2011 | 4:38 PM EDT

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Author Comments

This is my HALLOWEEN treat for all you little boys and girls out there. I made this game and re-skinned it to parody the fake game seen in Oney's Leo & Satan skit. I think Oney is one of NG best and I guess this is my idea of fan art. THANK YOU!!! And Happy Halloween!!!

Thanks to Tom Fulp and Mike for helping get my high score API up and running.

Thanks for the Front Page NG! Oney has contacted me since this games release and we have been discussing putting together a full version of this game. So with a little luck, we will have you running naked from pedo's again very soon!
First place winner of the Halloween flash off in the games genre.

M.B. DeathInk



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars October 24, 2011

best molester

Hiding pretty much does nothing. Yes it decreases his erection, but it doesn't hide you at all... i was behind the dresser and he just bum rushed me anyway, without a full horny meter. There is literally no escape as trying to run just makes him harder and you more tired. It's better to just give in to his tent. It was entertaining for about 5 min which is as intended i suppose. Why can't i be the molester? i mean the kid is going to grow up and molest other children anyway right?

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars October 24, 2011

Don't mean to sound like a troll...

I don't mean to sound like a troll but... seriously... how did this make front page? I mean, the idea was amusing as was the style. However, the stickiness of the controls made it nearly impossible to play and it doesn't seem as if there's much to it. I was never able to survive more than 20 seconds mainly because of the sticky controls.

deathink responds:

For anyone experiencing sticky controls, I am very sorry. It appears to be an IE "internet explorer" problem. I only use Fire fox and Chrome so i didn't catch this sooner.


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 24, 2011

Video game addiction best fix

After playing this game, I don't want to play any game anymore, You showed me the light. I now understand that all video games are bad and suck these days. I had 90$ worth of games in my steam account that I bought but didn't played because I didnt have time. Now I know that I won't play them ever because I'll stop playing video game. Your game could be use to help people with video game addiction. I'm sure it'll work fort he majority of them. You are a genius man, genius. YOU'LL SAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!!!!!


Rated 3 / 5 stars October 24, 2011

"But it looks so real!"

I like the idea, but controls are stickier than that dudes pants.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars October 24, 2011

Lol at the creator.

Every time I make a negative review, it gets marked as "useless". And often deleted. And as I can see, others peoples reviews also. Doing so won't make your game any better. A bad game will stay a bad game.
I can understand you have spend time creating this... hm, game. But there are so many games around, that noone can play all of them, and most of them are better than this one. I just said that this game doesn't worth time to load it.
There is no point in ratings, if you give 10/10 to every game. I use scale from 0 to 10, and your creation worth 1/10, in my opinion. And I beleive the review is usefull, because someone will see it and will play something better, it is not hard to find.