A security guard is trapped in a bunker, with a strange creature crawling around.
The Newgrounds Portal is at war with itself!
Hot anime chicks in skimpy outfits... Brutal violence... And PS2! Heaven!
When all the facebook vs. Google+ stuff started, and people kept bitching about useless redesign features, I kept imagining the major social hub sites as characters and their personalities formed in my head really easily. I mean, when you think about it, they all have distinct 'personalities'. Anyhow, here's the result of my dicking around.