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Oct 4, 2011 | 4:43 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place October 5, 2011

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Oysters, Oy Vey! 5 Points Oyster level completed.
Soul Smasher 25 Points Urn level completed.
Ready to retire! 50 Points Game completed.

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-- Now with NG medals! --

Retiring Day is finally here! The third and final of the series... but also the most challenging >:)

This time you're an old man who has worked in many factories all his life, and after all these years it's almost time to retire, but you must first train your successors!

A humorous skill game with funky music.


Find the faulty items which you must not let pass through the conveyor. You can also make extra points by trying to keep your trainee attentive. (with a good old slap in the face!)


- Click the bad items with your mouse to select them.
- Use the arrow keys to control the speed of the conveyor. (Left = faster, Right = Slower)
- If the kid in training does anything inaproppriate at the job (nose-picking, sleeping, etc) slap him in the face during that time to get bonus points! (to do so simply click his head)
- Use "Q" to toggle quality.

TIP: On the harder levels, it's a good idea to slow down the conveyor belt (press RIGHT) to observe all the items carefully.



Rated 5 / 5 stars December 10, 2013

the second stage is difficult


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 28, 2013

Funny game.^^


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 9, 2012



Rated 3 / 5 stars July 17, 2012

A really fun game with a great idea (slap the kid) but it is too hard to see the differences in this game in order to have an enjoyable and smooth game play. For that reason 3/5


Rated 4 / 5 stars March 21, 2012

Fun to play and would be more. having hard time with the vase one. looks too similar to bad and good. and when im going fast i cant tell if it is shaking or not.