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Sep 29, 2011 | 12:20 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place September 30, 2011
  • Weekly 4th Place October 5, 2011

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100 Diamonds 5 Points Collect 100 diamonds.
300 Enemies 5 Points Kill 300 enemies.
5 Hearts 5 Points Collect 5 heart crystals.
5 Red Diamonds 5 Points Collect 5 red diamonds.
Chapter 1 5 Points Complete chapter 1.
Escape 500 5 Points Climb 500m in escape mode.
1000 Enemies 10 Points Kill 1000 enemies.
15 Red Diamonds 10 Points Collect 15 red diamonds.
17 Hearts 10 Points Collect all 17 heart crystals.
5000 Diamonds 10 Points Collect 5000 diamonds.
Chapter 7 10 Points Complete chapter 7.
Escape 1000 10 Points Climb 1000m in escape mode.
Just Keep Swimming 10 Points Swim 1000m in Tadpole Mode (under minigames)
25000 Diamonds 25 Points Collect 25000 diamonds.
35 Red Diamonds 25 Points Collect all 35 red diamonds.
Escape 1500 25 Points Climb 1500m in escape mode.
Normalbrine 25 Points Complete normal boss rush mode.
Tired Yet? 25 Points Run 2000m in Runner Mode (under minigames)
Escape 2000 50 Points Climb 2000m in escape mode.
Herobrine 100 Points Complete heroic boss mode.

Author Comments

Shoot, explore, upgrade, conquer enemies, defeat bosses, acquire achievements, collect gems, all in an attempt to save yourself and your gun from the clutches of the evil Professor.

You begin by finding yourself stuck at the bottom of a cave with no idea how you got there. Befriending the first thing you see, an intelligent gun, you begin your ascent to freedom.

Control your character with AD or Arrow Keys, jump with W/Space/Up, and use the mouse to aim and shoot (or switch control schemes in the options). As you acquire more guns, use QE or 1-4 or the mouse wheel to switch between them. Open the menu/upgrade screen with tab, escape, or P.

In the options menu you can mute the music and/or sound, change the text speed, and change the control scheme.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A must-play if you like platformers

I think most of us who were big into console games back in the old days NES & SNES can safely be called platforming junkies. For that reason, this type of game, whether cutting edge graphics or 8-bit animation, will always have a special place in our hearts.

I'm out of practice with my platforming, so I found the boss fights a bit taxing when the whole frigging screen filled up with multi-colored blobs & I had to somehow jump around all that with only the WASD keys to keep me company.

Other than that, it's a pretty decent game. The game has a stat system so you can upgrade your little dude as well as his weapons. You collect bazillions of stars to do this, as well as a few other key items. Very NES-esque game.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fun game

I liked the gameplay, it worked very well. The graphics did their job well too, stylised and clear.

Could have used a few extra music tracks. They were good but overused imho.

I found the early maps nice, but later on they felt repetitive and quite long, especially since we didnt get any new ennemy to fight, it was just more of the same (but stronger).

I expected something like a "pacifist" award for each map, like not killing anyone (or no more than 5 ennemies for advanced maps for example). Unless im mistaken i only saw it for the first map.

I just really disliked the ending wich was a huge letdown after all we did to get there.

The rocket laucher was my favorite weapon, despite the low ROF. THe massive damage, bullet absober and flak effect just made it really, really good. I barely used the other ones. I only used rebound as an "early" secret detector.

Your gameplay formula worked quite nicely, with the different items opening new access to a few secrets in earlier sections.. ( but they were kind of few and far between imho) because of that i feel that you could make a spin-off of that game, but within a metroid-vania map/progression/gameplay.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

killers gonna kill

i love that epic meal time reference, and the game was cool too ^^


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Does the name..

'Old Spice' make a bell rinkle heheh. I love it that u used that for the diamond achievment!

This game is quite awesome. Haven't got all the medals yet but since i'm a medal freak i will trie my hardest. HOWEVER there is one thing actually annoying me:

Whenever i press the replay button on escape mode it starts at 0M instead at 500M. So that still forces me to go back to main menu and press 500M there. Can u fix this?


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Rated 5 / 5 stars


such a great game! awsome graphic, controls, upgrade and stuff!!