We especially like the Boston accents.
Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!
A security guard is trapped in a bunker, with a strange creature crawling around.
A few years ago after playing around, I submitted a messy experimental sentence generator, and was surprised by how much people liked it. So here's a new one - it's a lot bigger and shinier, and I had a lot of fun making it :D
Click while holding the spacebar to disable the mouse effects, and hit backspace while holding the spacebar to.. well, you'll see.
Enjoy! (and post what you come up with)