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Sep 13, 2011 | 3:07 PM EDT
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The Lance.

The ultimate goal for any aspiring jouster.

Will you ever claim it? Will your descendants?

You'll never know unless you try - but the Kings champion isn't going to make that easy!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I remember playing this on armor games. While it is a good concept the execution is total crap. Its way to easy, upgrades cost way to much and I don't want to keep playing after I wreck the champion. The game is just too damn easy, and there are too many upgrades and you never make enough money to get them.

It was a good idea, but it needs some serious improvement. For instance the amount of money you gain from beating people is just way too damn low to buy some of the expensive stuff before i just get bored and quit playing.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


>looks in the shop for the first time
>sees the prancy pony
>saves up money to get it
>buys it
>realizes it isn't a MLP: FiM reference


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You know what would've been cool?

If after each generation the technology changed a bit, to the point of having robotic horses and laser lances. Well, that's what I was hoping for anyway. Oh well, it was executed nice, got repetitive fast and was maybe a bit easy. There was untapped potential here, but it kept me bust for 20 minutes.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very different kind of game

I have to give you credit for coming up with something that is quite creative. I knew the artwork seemed familiar, particulary with how Jimp worked on it. The sounds and everything else are incredibly authentic in this game. It's great how you work slowly to get to your goal of taking away your enemy's power. I can have quite a bit of fun just clicking the same thing over and over! It's great to get a good sense of the big picture.

This has to be the first game of its kind where I played by aiming like that. It truly offered a unique experience. It only makes sense that some of the best artists and producers would come together for a project like this. It's so worth it to see the enemy just flying around helplessly. The way you have such an aggressive "face" is cool too.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun, but why no replay?

I'm trying to get the top horse, but it's pretty difficult without throwing matches against the champion. Would be nice if you could keep playing after beating the champion.. perhaps as the champion?