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The Lance!

rated 4.21 / 5 stars
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Sep 13, 2011 | 3:07 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature September 14, 2011

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Author Comments

The Lance.

The ultimate goal for any aspiring jouster.

Will you ever claim it? Will your descendants?

You'll never know unless you try - but the Kings champion isn't going to make that easy!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Amusing, not great

Beat the game at level 10 with mid-low-tier items.

Just have to get 5 good hits in a row on the champ before he murders your shit.

It wasn't a great game, but it was an interesting style.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


First: Why have the player mash on Mouse 1? Are trying to get people to break their mice?

Second: A.I. is very easily exploited. Simply have your cursor around their shield, lure it out to the edge, then jut before you make contact you drag your cursor to their head. Should work 9 times out of 10.

Third: Holy crap the grind. So much grinding dude. The Champ is just mercilessly hard and you don't stand a chance until you get the most expensive helmet and a decent lance. It's just so repetitive on top of all of this.

I look forward to a sequel improving on this concept.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Really easy

Sorry but this game was too easy and made the whole point of progressing pointless. I beat the champion on my second try with level 9 equipment just by aiming low and then quickly moving up to the head. Also, i didn't really like this game's play structure, you are really meant to lose the 5th match over and over again forcing you to grind your way to victory. I got lucky with my play-through but others will not.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Lots of flaws to the system

-There's no point to gaining levels or advancing, you do not earn more money.
-Items that say Gold++ don't change how much you earn.
-Since the only guy that kills you is the one at the end, there's no point to buying anything other than waiting for the top item.
-"Speed Bonus" refers to which round you win in not how fast you were going.

Exploit - On the first round, first generation, after you win, hit back on your browser, then hit forward and load game. You'll be in the first round again and be able to kill the guy in one round. This earns you the most money.

Ultimately, there's no point to this game since there's not much development and the only challenge is getting enough to buy the top lance, top armor, then top shield.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ever play "Infinity Blade"?

Because it is VERY similar to this.

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