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Sep 11, 2011 | 8:20 AM EDT

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In the first age there were two lone male apes. In loneliness they jerked each other off.
And so sprang from their seed the water penis, the gayest thing in the world.
Only the first Joystick, a brave wild man: James Joystick could tame him, and so sealed it under Waterpenis castle which he built by hand.
However the gayness forever continued and contaminated the family. Mark Joystick was touched by the penis and became a complete faggot.
He renamed himself Mark Haynes, because it was a heinous act he committed. And so all looked bleak for the family.
Except then the chosen one was born, Sean Joystick slid out of his mother's womb. And his brother grew jealous, Sean could control the Waterpenis and was eliminating faggotry.
And so the Waterpenis whispered to mark and he became its worm, finally becoming Alvin Earthworm he spawned a myriad of faggots such as Egoraptor and HappyHarry,
And so with the Waterpenis' help they destroyed and pillaged the family of Joystick.
Waterpenis no longer needing Alvin's help, left rude remarks about his terrible sprite movies on his deviantart account. Alvin killed himself later that night.
And then finally Sean was killed in the pool of forgiveness after fucking a rape victim he raped (IE: a complete slut, who thinks she can wear slutty clothes and get away with it).
All looked lost, until the cult of Sean suddenly appeared and crucified Waterpenis, destroying the faggotry forever.

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theangryfruitcaketheangryfruitcake

Rated 2 / 5 stars February 21, 2012

am i a bad person for laughing also how is this in the ahppy catagory



MagicMichael66MagicMichael66

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 22, 2011

Haha!

Right as you say "Jew Towers". It was an inside job.



jeeshwa123jeeshwa123

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars September 11, 2011

Wow. You got some serious balls.

I'm all for freedom of speech, and I'll be the first person to tell you that there's more to 9/11 than the average person thinks. But Jesus H. Christ, show some fucking respect. When you were making this, I don't think you really thought about the lives that were lost that day. Try to grow a heart for a few minutes and picture your family dying of smoke inhalation because they can't go down the stairs, and finally deciding to jump and end it all.

Not to mention, the whole thing was based off a shitty internet meme. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FU- BOOM IS SO HILARIOUS. YOU SHOULD BE CHERISHED AND WORSHIPED BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOSH-DARN ORIGINAL.

Thousands died. Show some fucking respect. This ain't 4chan.



GormlessTosserGormlessTosser

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 11, 2011

Fabulous

It was an inside job though



HeilHeil

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 11, 2011

happy 9/11

hope you had a good time