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Extreme Hipster Sim

rated 3.74 / 5 stars
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Sep 1, 2011 | 1:14 AM EDT

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Good Tastes 10 Points Get 5,000 music sense
Hipster Money 10 Points Make 5,000 dollars
Nostalgic 10 Points Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Coffee of Doom 25 Points Reach 6,000 hipness
Hipster in a bookstore 25 Points Reach 150 intelligence
How Ironic 25 Points Obtain 300 irony
HP UP 50 Points Become the best hipster you can be!
Space Hipster 50 Points You finally made it into space!
A hipsters favorite hobby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
See a hipster on the street Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

In this game you play as a hipster who has only one goal in life, board a rocket ship and be the first person to chill in space where nothing is mainstream. But to get there you need to raise your stats. HP, Money, Intelligence, Hipness, Irony, Music Sense, and Nostalgia are the stats you can raise. Once they are high enough you will be able to fly into space.

I made this game in a few days while recovering from surgery and when I was done I was like, "hey, I should have mr konni do some art for it" so I asked him to.
He said yes.

So thanks to Konstantin Löwe for doing the menu/ending art and for doing the music, it turned out super awesome. You should definitely check out his site ( m) and see his awesome art and music.

Also thanks to the people who tested it - turtleco, darkmagewizard3, SevenSeize, Tycrane and Addict. You guys are on my list of people on newgrounds that aren't losers.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dreams can be realized through Discipline .

The Astronaut Hipster in the story taught me to work hard to reach dreams.

Heres the idea of my Hipster's stats Below:

Extreme Hipster Sim

My Stats:
Hipness -21,135
Music Sense- 5148
Day - 100


$2500 money
100 hp
100 inteligence
2,500 Hipness
200 Irony
2,500 Music Sense
135 nostalgia
Forgot to tell about the 100 days? ** Hp increases every 10 days

Graphics are decent (retro )
Music is decent
Stats based on the info above can tell you the achievement data is not a fixed requisite then you can conclude that in order to travel to space just boost the stats so high to get the medal achievements as best you can and Happy travel at day 100 !

I would give this submission 9/10 and 4/5 .

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

overall not worth spending time on it

the graphic ain't nothing special
the music is crappy
and you don't know what kind of stats you need - just high stats


Rated 4 / 5 stars

LOL and having fun

Such hipster douchery. You don't know where hipsters work because they don't work.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is the kind of game I want to play!

I loved the point-and-click RPG that you created, the character creation makes me happy :)

Also, I'm always trying to smoke and drink when I play games, so the fact that shit wasn't flying at me constantly was great :) I try to play other games with medals and its always fast-paced and skill-based, but I'm not good at those games...

This game reminded me a lot of my favorite parts of most Sim RPG games without the tedious character running around animations..

Good job, Zorse!

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Magical-Zorse responds:

Thanks, senmetsu.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

it's a great concept, buuut

it's so darn repetitive and the goals are so hard to reach. ... i guess if that's what you were going for as a gag game, then okay... but this game has so much potential to bash hipsters, make it easier to reach the goal and then do something funny at the end, i'm not gonna slug through those unrealistic numbers and waste MORE of my time to finish this useless game. it COULD be fun, but you gotta work on it. *just my opinion, i still think you've done a good job, just needs more thought and work*

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