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Sep 1, 2011 | 1:14 AM EDT

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Good Tastes 10 Points Get 5,000 music sense
Hipster Money 10 Points Make 5,000 dollars
Nostalgic 10 Points Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Coffee of Doom 25 Points Reach 6,000 hipness
Hipster in a bookstore 25 Points Reach 150 intelligence
How Ironic 25 Points Obtain 300 irony
HP UP 50 Points Become the best hipster you can be!
Space Hipster 50 Points You finally made it into space!
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Author Comments

In this game you play as a hipster who has only one goal in life, board a rocket ship and be the first person to chill in space where nothing is mainstream. But to get there you need to raise your stats. HP, Money, Intelligence, Hipness, Irony, Music Sense, and Nostalgia are the stats you can raise. Once they are high enough you will be able to fly into space.

I made this game in a few days while recovering from surgery and when I was done I was like, "hey, I should have mr konni do some art for it" so I asked him to.
He said yes.

So thanks to Konstantin Löwe for doing the menu/ending art and for doing the music, it turned out super awesome. You should definitely check out his site ( m) and see his awesome art and music.

Also thanks to the people who tested it - turtleco, darkmagewizard3, SevenSeize, Tycrane and Addict. You guys are on my list of people on newgrounds that aren't losers.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


the 2 secret achievements are and text book and the hipster's cigarette at the main menu. :)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very good to waste time too

i cant find the last secret achievement -_- but one of the secret ones r to click on the teal book when u got to the library

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


great graphics, great music, greats tuuf.
just a great game:D

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Hipness - 105390
Irony - 510
Music Sense - 6920
Nostalgia - 280
Intelligence - 260
Money - $10567
HP - 150
Day 1027



Fun game! I would have loved it if you used keyboard shortcuts, though. Keep it up!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Too mainstream for my tastes. I liked Super Hipster Sim, you probably never heard of it though, it is pretty underground. I'll give it an ironic 10. I would have liked it if the Drowning Kites did the soundtrack, but I wouldn't expect you to understand the depth of their lyrics anyway.

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