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Aug 21, 2011 | 6:44 PM EDT

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Get your eyeliners and razors ready, it's time to get angst-ridden! This little gadget will help you create names for emo bands that you probably were planning to form. All you need to do is click a button and you're ready to cut your wrists and sing about your depressed life!



Rated 3 / 5 stars

The first one I got was Lone Confessions...

..Idk about you, but I lol'd. I got more names to lol at afterwards (Suffering Pain, Pain of the Orphan, Suffering Newborn, Death of Europe, etc.)

The whole gadget's kinda kinda boring, but I can imagine some stupid kid using this for a bandname and going to his bandmates "Yo guys, I got this cool name I just came up with" and later adding some stupid story about how it's poetically related to his life.

When I saw the title I was expecting some generator of an actual band instead of the name though, so just three stars for the lulz

Lare responds:

Remember, monkeys love bananas, but only camels surive in the desert!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ok but fails sometimes... crying manhattan...

Lare responds:

That just happends to be the name of my band.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I got a cool name on my first try

on my first try i got "parade for manhattan," i just thought that sounded really cool

Lare responds:



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

i dunno what this is...but you could have put a emo commiting suicide its what emos do

Lare responds:

I could've also put a an emu committing homicide, but I chose not to.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not realy a game but i say ok and give it a 2/5

Lare responds:

You say ok? Awesome!