Your an unemployed loser who has spent all night partying and
woke up in some strange place. Your pregnant girlfriend has called
you in a panic because she has just gone into labor. This has caused
you to realize you need to stop being such a irresponsible douche
bag. You've realized you need to man-up and be there for your
girlfriend from now on, but now your stranded in this place and she
is on the other side of the city... What do you do? Steal the car!