It's the International Moron Patrol!
If you're looking for great recipes delivered by an Octopus, this is the cooking show for you!
The story of a lazy kid and the people who live at his place. Sometimes stuff happens.
A grueling near week in development lead to this train wreck of an abomination...
Well... We tried...
We are not anti-clock:
We just aren't creative.
PLAY THE TUTORIAL ("help" in the main menu) IT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE EVER. YOU CAN DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AFTER PLAYING THE TUTORIAL!
SPACE TO PAUSE M TO MUTE ESC TO GO TO THE MAIN MENU!
ACCURACY UPGRADES HOW CLOSELY THE CURSOR FOLLOWS YOUR MOUSE AMMO IS HOW MUCH YOU CAN FIRE BEFORE RELOADING AND FIRE RATE UPGRADES HOW FAST YOU CAN SHOOT AND HOW FAST YOU RELOAD.
COLLECT ALL BUT THE LAST MEDAL FOR A SECRET SPECIAL ENDING (?????)