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...And Beyond... 5 Points Reach The SECRET Level :O
3 Clocks 1 Shot 5 Points Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)
Circus Freak 5 Points Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.
F 5 Points Lose the tutorial
Grape Crush 5 Points 3 Grape Combo
Juggler 5 Points Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.
T0tal L0ser 5 Points Figure it 0ut y0urself
Black Cat 10 Points Get a -100 Rupee
Combo Based Medal 10 Points Get a combo of 50
Crowd Control 10 Points Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot
Diazepam 10 Points Max out your accuracy stat
JACKPOT! 10 Points Get a 500 point rupee
Oversized Clip 10 Points Max out your ammo stat.
Spitfire 10 Points Max out your fire rate stat.
Convicted Grapist 25 Points 4 Grape Combo
Score-rrior 25 Points Get a score of 50,000
Combo Based Medal II 50 Points Get a combo of 100
Score-barian 50 Points Get 100,000 points.
Really easy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

A grueling near week in development lead to this train wreck of an abomination...

Well... We tried...

We are not anti-clock:

We just aren't creative.

PLAY THE TUTORIAL ("help" in the main menu) IT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE EVER. YOU CAN DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AFTER PLAYING THE TUTORIAL!

SPACE TO PAUSE M TO MUTE ESC TO GO TO THE MAIN MENU!

ACCURACY UPGRADES HOW CLOSELY THE CURSOR FOLLOWS YOUR MOUSE AMMO IS HOW MUCH YOU CAN FIRE BEFORE RELOADING AND FIRE RATE UPGRADES HOW FAST YOU CAN SHOOT AND HOW FAST YOU RELOAD.

COLLECT ALL BUT THE LAST MEDAL FOR A SECRET SPECIAL ENDING (?????)

Reviews


platformplatform

Rated 3 / 5 stars

U How Get First 2 Secret Medals?


Manly-Chicken responds:

You don't.


NoteMyGrinNoteMyGrin

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fun and Funny

I really enjoyed this game for its simple animation and easy play. I also appreciated the tutorial for giving the option of a big dick on or in me - way to be considerate of all your audience, man! :D The tutorial was funny and I'm surprised the rest of the game wasn't full of funny bits, but the author comments made up for it. Great job!


Manly-Chicken responds:

I'm funny?
(what?)


SplatsSplats

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great!

After i lost, i wanted to kill myself... happily i got over it. My neighbor, however, did kill himself! Thank you!

Tutorial is unfair... lets shoot the tutorial in the dick.


Manly-Chicken responds:

You can't shoot a tutorial in the dick...


jafforidzajafforidza

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice

but it gets boring when you play a while


Manly-Chicken responds:

Just like other games.


dymck1dymck1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Why is this so much fun?

At first I was like, "well this is the most boring game ever." But it's actually really fun and addicting, especially when you add in medals, good job! Still a little redundant, though.


Manly-Chicken responds:

I know.