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One fateful day, you awake in your bed feeling betrayed. Your suspicions come to fruition when you turn to see a midget ploughing your wife. Now it's time to get your revenge with your deadly sexy penny farthing!
Arrow keys to move!
God that was fucking hilarious.
Needs it so it cant fall of the edge tho
Why are you mean to midgets? This kind of sucks. If this was your first game, then I'd see why.
This counts as a game?
Simply stunning, a masterpiece, this should be cherished for generations to come.
Be a heroic badass! Or just be a bad guy (or girl!) who’s an ass. It’s Crypt Shyfter!
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